Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Dobson Steps Down As WPA President

Have the Port's Conflicts of Interest Really Flown Away?

Submitted to Shelton Blog by Tom Davis Mason County Progressive

“It is official", John Dobson steps down as President of the Washington Pilots Association (WPA).


On February 26th., John Dobson, the high-flying President of the WPA, dropped off the organization’s radar, at least as flight commander.

Commander Dobson was last seen leading a squadron of locally based pilots on a political kamikaze mission when struck down by a common sense warhead.

In his final radio contact, WPA President Dobson indicated he was running low on fuel and experiencing “rough edges,” which is aviation speak for actions involving conflicts of interest.

Now that Pilot Dobson has dropped his payload, Port residents can look forward to a long campaign in which he will most certainly bring to his duties the full force of a gimbaled moral compass and a false horizon.

As a recently demoted member of the Washington Pilots Association, I want to be the first to recognize Mr. Dobson’s unwavering dedication to the WPA, even when such missions came at the expense of the public at large.

Please join me in wishing Mr. Dobson clear skies and a strong tailwind as he performs his first solo flight as Executive Director of the Port of Shelton.

God’s speed, John; keep your nose up and your tail down; we’re all behind you.

Tom Davis

Wingman
LL: 47 12’08.50”; 123 15’42.71”

4 comments:

  1. I am sure that his leadership will be missed in the WPA and that he will be a difficult leader to replace. Good luck and God speed, Mr. Dobson!

    I can only hope that this is the first step in Mr. Dobson moving to another state!

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  2. A DIRECT quote from John Dobson's resignation
    announcement:

    "I am not walking away from the WPA; I will always be a member. And as I continue to work from 'the dark side' I may be able to help in different ways. Again, thank you all for the opportunity to serve."

    The "DARK SIDE", John??? Was this a PUBLIC confession???

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  3. Actually 'DARK SIDE' is anagram code for 'DEAD RISK' meaning his cover is blown. I expect he has already reunited with his band of anarchists, bare-foot bandits and ELF co-conspirators.

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